Now I've Seen Everything

A friend sits me down at his computer and says he's got something to show me. A porn clip that he insists will blow my mind. I laugh and say, "Honey, I've seen Hungarian midget porn. Nothing can shock me anymore." He smirks and tells me to watch.

On the screen is just the neck and head of a very beautiful woman. She's lying on her back, looking up at the ceiling. She turns to the camera and says, in a heavy French accent, "Here is something special, just for you." She turns back to the ceiling and her eyes look behind her. After several minutes, a man comes up from behind, rapidly stroking his cock, and the woman raises a small, glass funnel to her nose and inserts it in her nostril. The man cums in the funnel, and the woman begins snorting the semen through it.

Let me repeat that last part: this gorgeous Frenchwoman was snorting jism.

She's French so of course she wasn't making disgusting snorty noises, but deep, sexy inhales and you could see her throat moving as the cum dripped down and she swallowed. She was moaning and pursing her lips and her eyes were rolling back in her head. She wasn't doing this for cash or shits and giggles: this was her thing. She was getting off on it. It truly was something special, just for me. After several minutes of snorting and swallowing, she pulled the funnel out of her nose and licked it clean.

And I'm just sitting there watching with my mouth hanging WIDE OPEN and my friend standing behind me, completely satisfied that he's shocked the jaded whore.

I firmly believe that for anything you can think up there's at least one person in the world who has it as a fetish. I play it as a game with people, thinking up the weirdest, most digusting things we can and debating whether or not there exists a person with that kink. Never, ever, ever in my wildest imaginings would I ever, ever, ever have come up with this, but now I've seen proof that there exists at least one cum snorter in the world.